December 2011
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Michael, my baby, my bestfriend, my lover, my boyfriend… Ive been working on this vid for a while, and ijust want the world to know,long distant relationships arnt hard.. the only thing hard is if you fall for the person.. but its full of joyous moments, silly laughter, momentous smiles.. and everything good. wich is exactly what i experience with...
Prodigy on his Birthday
FIRST he wakes everyone up:
THEN he’ll be like:
And everyone will wake up all cranky like:
And he’ll be like:
“Aye, Keisha! Its ma BDAY!”
And Keisha will be like:
But then get him his Bday cake:
And Prod’ll be like:
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But here’s ANOTHER thing:
Prod will be able to have a learner’s permit…
Lol i kill...
remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
lolsomeone-actually:
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whoa! someone hit puberty ;)
Can I marry you ?? O.O